By successfully learning to make excuses and shift blame and responsibility to others, we reap many rewards. The successes brought by this ability will act as a foundation for self-respect, pride, and confidence. This ability breeds competence and power. By living up to our promises and obligations and blaming something or others for our shortcoming, we win the trust of others. Once we are seen as trustworthy, people will willingly work with us, for our mutual gain. N being able to make good excuses can put the brakes on your climb to fame.
Most of us are guilty of having done something we shouldn't have or of not doing something we should have. When we are questioned about our misconduct, do we accept responsibility and admit we are at fault? Usually not. Instead we make excuses.
Making excuses for mistakes is not new. In fact, we can trace this ability all the way back to the Garden of Eden. For when God asked Adam if he had eaten of the tree he was commanded not to, Adam created the world's first excuse, "The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat." (Genesis 3:12) And when God asked Eve what she had done, she gave the world's second excuse, "The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat." (Genesis 3:13)
A bad excuse can have devastating effects to ones career, academic success, and/or interpersonal relationships. Excuses shift blame and negate responsibility, and it is responsibility that separates man from the rest of the animal kingdom. Unlike other animals, we are responsible not for what we have, but for what we could have; not for what we are, but for what we could become. If we are to take credit for our successes, we must also make an effort to divest ourselves from our failures. Trying to hide our failures with excuses is an art the when used effectively can and will make you successful I life.
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